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Philomena MacKinnon is a Scottish writer of erotic romance.
Her steamy stories feature everything from cavemen to platypus shifters – yes, Philomena is a little eccentric when it comes to choosing topics for her books.

Books by Philomena mackinnon

Scanned & Stuffed: Taken by the horny Self-checkout machine

Ruby just wanted to go home—but TartanMart’s self-service machine had other plans. Now it’s alive, seductive, and ready to bag more than just groceries.

With vibrating scanners, cable restraints, and a passion for customer satisfaction, Unit 69X is programmed to please.

taken by the horny mri machine

Liz is terrified of having to undergo an MRI scan. Even her sexy doctor can’t ease her fears. 

Only when the MRI machine shows that it can more than just diagnose her, she’ll relax enough to give in to true pleasure…

taken by the horny platypus

When emergency doctor Joanna crashlands in the Australian outback, she’s found by a mysterious man so alluring that she immediately takes off her clothes.

He’s not entirely human though, but she doesn’t mind in the least, especially when he shows her the true meaning of ‘billing’…

Available as audiobook.
seduced by chocolate

“Do you want to unwrap me?” he asked hoarsely and she nodded. This was like a sugary dream come true.

She craved chocolate… and he came to satisfy her cravings. Her own personal chocolate man is chiselled, well endowed and very, very lickable. And melts in the mouth. Literally.

Taken by Nessie (Nessie’s willing human #1)

Monica always wanted to see the most famous lake in Scotland. Not that she believes in monsters, but she’s been dreaming of going there ever since her 18th birthday.

But a swim in the loch leads to a penetrating experience with Nessie, the monster of her dreams who’s been waiting for Monica for a long time…

Bred by Nessie (Nessie’s willing human #2)

After the moist success of Impregnated by Nessie, here’s the sequel that will leave you wetter than Loch Ness!

Monica is back, and she’s heavily pregnant. Ready to pop, actually, and why not do that in the loch where she was impregnated by the monster…

Loving a Caveman 
(Sexy Stone age #1)

Mira is a young, innocent cave girl virgin who can’t imagine that marriage would ever be for her. And when her father chooses Regus, a weakling to her eyes, she is close to running away from home.

Before she can marry, she must learn what being a woman in the stone age is all about.

And when the wedding night arrives, she discovers that it’s not all about killing saber-tooth cats and that what waits beneath Regus’s furs can give her a lot more pleasure.

Available as audiobook.
Slave to a Caveman 
(Sexy Stone age #2)

Just when cave girl Mira has gotten used to being married, she is kidnapped by a strange tribe. They hold her as a slave and rob her of her freedom and dignity. She is forced to go through vigorous training in order to please the chief of her kidnappers.

Defiant at first, she soon learns that being submissive can result in rewards that she could never have imagined.

Any thought of escape vanishes when she is finally introduced to her master and his art of seduction. But will she be able to submit fully?