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Alien Abduction For Beginners
Not all aliens are good at abducting humans.

Havel, Matar and Xil have failed too many times to count. Luckily, there’s help available for failed kidnappers: a diploma offered by the Intergalactic University. To complete their course, these three sexy aliens need to abduct a human female – and they’re graded on it. The problem is, the human female has no intentions of being abducted, not even to help them get the universe’s most recognised abduction qualification.

A hilarious sci-fi reverse harem romance with clueless aliens and the human woman they’re trying to seduce (and probe). Beware, these aliens have fangs and tails and are ready to put them to good use. First in a trilogy that is best read in order.

This book is also available as part of: The Intergalactic Guide to Humans: Volume 1

What readers say...

I laughed so much reading this book. It did a good job parodying the alien abduction trope and had a lot of fun with potential cultural differences and misunderstandings...

Amazon Review

I just want more it's funny and sexy and honestly I just want more and more of this wonderful story.

Amazon Review
Alien Abduction for Beginners Audiobook

Narrated by

Bridget & Jake Bordeaux

Books in Series

alien abduction for beginners
Book 1
alien abduction for professionals
Book 2
alien abduction for experts
Book 3
alien abduction for pirates
Book 4
alien abduction for santa
Book 5
Alien Abduction for Milkmen
Book 6
alien abduction for unicorns
Book 7
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