Ball Ache

Description

His name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland’s first ever World Cup final is tomorrow, and the only way we win is if I take him to bed tonight.

Oh, and he’s a sentient football.

Reader, I took one for the team.

I did not expect to take his eleven teammates with him.

By the time the squad was done with me, I’d had the hat-trick of my life. As for who won the match – well. You’ll have to read on to find out what a dominant football can really do in extra time.

⚽ Sentient football with a sexy Scottish accent
⚽ Full twelve-ball squad participation
⚽ Dominance, bondage, ball gag and double penetration
⚽ Praise kink – from a football
⚽ Football puns dialled to scorching
⚽ HEA

Ball Ache is a scorching, absurd sentient object romance for readers who like their smut unhinged, their heroes round and their international tournaments kinky. Part of the Sentient Object Adventures, it features a different human and object pairing and can be read as a standalone. More ‘object’ than ‘romance,’ if we’re honest.