They scan. They diagnose. They sail. And none of them intends to behave.

A self-checkout machine with some very special functions.
An MRI machine eager to perform a much more thorough examination.
A possessive sailboat that knows exactly how to use its ropes.

Three women are about to discover that everyday objects can have extraordinary appetites. From bondage in the bagging area to a human-machine-threesome, these stories are as spicy as they are ridiculous.

This hilariously steamy sentient object romance box set contains:
1. Scanned and Stuffed
2. Taken by the Horny MRI Machine
3. Hard Aboard

Perfect for fans of monster romance, outrageous romantic comedy, special anatomy, forced proximity, unconventional love interests, and machines that take customer satisfaction very seriously.

Three complete stories. Three impossible romances. Absolutely no sensible use of machinery.