They scan. They diagnose. They sail. And none of them intends to behave.

A self-checkout machine with some very special functions.
An MRI machine eager to perform a much more thorough examination.
A sentient sailboat who knows exactly how to tie you down.

Sentient Object Adventures: Volume 1 collects the first three filthy, funny, outrageously kinky stories in the series — Scanned and Stuffed, Taken by the Horny MRI Machine and Hard Aboard. Each story features a different human and object pairing, a different flavour of chaos and a guaranteed happily ever after. Every book can also be read as a standalone.