Alien scientist Bainne never meant to cause the apocalypse, but one simple mistake has left planet Earth in the grip of the Great Curdle.

He’ll need the help of human milkman Kenneth to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it before the disaster destroys the world.

As the two unlikely allies race to save the planet, they discover that their shared interest in milk isn’t the only thing they have in common…

Solving an apocalypse should be complicated enough. Falling for each other could make things even messier.

Alien Abduction for Milkmen is the sixth book in The Intergalactic Guide to Humans and a hilarious, spicy standalone M/M alien romance set in the Starlight Universe. Perfect for readers who love nerdy alien scientists, hunky human milkmen, gay instalove, forbidden attraction, hurt/comfort, saving the world and laugh-out-loud science-fiction romance. It can be read without reading the earlier books in the series. 100% lactose free!