Alien scientist Bainne never meant to cause the apocalypse, but a simple mistake means planet Earth is suddenly in the grip of the Great Curdle. He’ll need the help of milkman Kenneth to figure out what went wrong and how to fix it.

As the two unlikely allies try to save the world, they realize their shared interest in milk isn’t the only thing they have in common….

A hilarious, steamy m/m romance between a nerdy alien and a hunky human milkman. 100% lactose free!