I was abducted by incompetent aliens. They didn’t know what they were doing then, and they still don’t have a clue.

Now that we’re done with all the probing, Havel, Matar and Xil are taking lessons in ‘Caring for Vulnerable Females’ and ‘Nest Building for Beginners’. Even worse, they want to turn me into their mate.

And no, they don’t listen when I tell them I don’t need a nest.

In theory, I could fall for these three hunky aliens who can bring me more pleasure than I ever dreamed of. In practice, we’re being watched and analysed every minute of the day.

A creepy professor from the Intergalactic University is using us as examples in her lessons, sometimes with dangerous consequences – and there’s nothing we can do about it.

I don’t want to be a science experiment. But can I resist falling for the aliens who stole me from Earth?

Alien Abduction for Professionals continues Trish, Havel, Matar and Xil’s hilarious, spicy why choose romance in The Intergalactic Guide to Humans. Perfect for readers who love incompetent alien abductors, why-choose romance, fated mates, forced proximity, nest-building, culture-clash comedy, found family, special alien anatomy and probing that becomes far too pleasurable. This is the second part of a reverse harem trilogy, which is best read in order.